Friday, April 15, 2011

Haiku is Back

1. Me, Wizard

I saved you from death
A fucking wizard! you said
And then you shot me

2. What's With You?

Penguin, what's with you?
You're black and white, and you swim
Penguin, you're funny

3. Vomit

The smell of vomit
I smell it, and I vomit
I feel really sick

4. Cheap Hair

My hair is cheap shit
You look at it, and you lick it
Now I feel dirty
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