It's Spring--Screw the Economy

All I'm saying is: isn't the talk of our ratty economy getting tired? And fine, I'm lying in this title. It's not technically spring, I get it. But in 16 days, it will be. And what do we think about when spring rolls around? That's right: sex. Well, it's what I think about anyway. Some bar friends used to tell me that I talked so much about sex while I was bartending because I wasn't getting any. But I think in essence, I talked about it because it's sex, and it's interesting.

I just really wish I could take a poll. I wonder if people have sex less during the winter. I stayed holed up in my lair this winter. I did a lot of reading and a lot of writing, and very little sexing. I really can't say I missed it. But now I kind of do. And with this said, I don't think marriage is very practical if you ask me. If I only miss having sex during certain seasons, I'm hell fire to make shit of a wife. 

'Honey, I'm really needing it.' 

'Is that right? Stick it out until March, we'll talk then.' 

'But honey, it's like December 15th.' 

'Oh, maybe we should break up and try to get back together when I'm fired up for sex again.' 

Sigh. If only.

More on all this soon...