Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Will the real pistachio please stand up?

I really love pistachios. But I hate it when certain of them among packages in which they come are not slit open. Today I had to use a hammer to get one of those bastards out. And then I chipped my tooth because the contents were such a smashed mess, I couldn't tell the nut from the shell. Fucking pistachios. 
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