Guy Walks into a Bar...

So I'm a bartender. It's one of several ways I make money. The other night, this guy walks into the lounge and says, "is this, uh, full service bar?" I look up from my muddling frenzy and motion to the other side of the bar, 'yeah man, just go take a seat. I'll finish up this mojito, then bust out my go-go-gadget arm and...' (hand motioning rigorously) '...jerk you off. I bartender. I make you well come.'